| Hey, what’s up y’all
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| Welcome to another episode of «Dam I Used To Know That»
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| I’m your host, Alejandro
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| Today we got three contestants coming from way way way out
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| Contestant number one tell us, what is your name?
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| Where do you come from?
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| Yo how you doing this is Danny Damatta
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| I’m from where I’m from and I do what I do, ight?
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| Contestant number two tell us your name, and where do you come from?
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| Yo, yo, yo I’m yo god Raskie
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| Straight from the east you know what I’m saying?
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| Big up to my boys and my mans you dig?
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| Ok, contestant number three tell us what’s your name, and where do you come
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| from?
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| My name’s Christopher and I’m from Wichita, Kansas
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| Ok, on my show everybody wins something y’all
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| Everybody gon' win something
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| First prize is a trip to Nayaka Islands, a luxury island where you and your
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| friends can have a week of nothing but yak, haha
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| Prize number two is a '73 Chevy Impala on twenty inch wide rims
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| Prize number three is a life supply of sweet aromatic Backwoods cigars
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| Now contestant number one, I got a question for you
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| How many rubbers come in a condom, Magnum condom luxury pack?
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| Uh, I’m gonna have to pass on that
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| Ok, contestant number two what is Richard Pryor’s real name?
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| Uh, yo yo yo kid, check it out b
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| Damn kid, uh it start with a P kid, nah B
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| Damn I used to know that
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| (Plyers)
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| (Richie Rich) |