| Not long ago in a place real far
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| I knocked this hutch at a grill slash bar
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| Fucking up some prawns n chips
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| Cause Mac Dre don’t eat omelets
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| Suckin my teeth like I’m the shit
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| On Gin but I think it’s time to switch
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| Bar tender give me something strong
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| I don’t want no ice tea island long
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| Gimmie Stogies with roses n ryme
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| Man I get that all the time
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| Throwback Steve Larkin #80
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| I looked up and I saw this lady
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| On my momma
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| I ain’t fat mouthin
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| The bitch looked like she could suck a thousand
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| But her ass wasn’t really all that giant
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| She must have been workin her Fonda diet
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| Man you know she looked alike
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| That Filipino girl jay used to like
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| Bottom line she was fine
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| You don’t see this kind all the time
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| Man, you know my name first is Mac
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| Walked up to her, put down my act
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| I said «excuse me lady is somethin wrong
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| You’ve been starin' at pimpin way too long»
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| Why do you keep on eyein' a nigga"
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| Cuddie, the bitch started cryin a river
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| I said what’s wrong like a cared
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| She said she caught her pimp fuckin a square
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| I said damn you must be devistated
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| She said I’ve been with him since I graduated
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| But wait a minute u look framiliar
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| I said c’mon now look Cicilia
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| That’s the oldest line in the book
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| That’s bunk like dope I used to cook
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| She said «uhh don’t u rap»
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| I said «Yes it is I, Andre the Mac»
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| She said well uh if that’s the case then wave 5 thow wow in my face
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| She said shes been my fan since she was 12
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| And if she was gonna choose it might as well be me
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| The M to tha D is that five thow wow choosein fee
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| Now this story has 4 possible endings
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| Is mac dre a going to A reach back like a pimp and slap the hoe and tell her
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| bitch beat it
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| I ain’t no rest haven for runaway bitchas
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| B start speaking swaheeli cause he thinks the bitch is the fuzz tryin ta pinch
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| pimpin
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| C or does he P.I.M.P n tell the bitch put it in my pocket you beezie
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| I said look if you want dreezy
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| You gonna have to put it in my pocket u beezie
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| The bitch reached in her flindy bag and almost made pimpin grow a shag
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| I said god damn bitch the bitch had 40 grand kids
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| 10 thousand in stacks a ten I said they gonna put u up under the pen
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| I said we can’t do this in no bar
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| Let’s talk about things in my car
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| Who is this bitch can I trust her
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| Took her outside to my plimyth duster
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| She said there’s one more thing that you should know
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| There’s one more hoe and where I go she go
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| I said where I come from 3 is fun and plus 1 is too close to none
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| Twinkle twinkle
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| Cow moo moo
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| I shit on niggaz
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| Al boo boo That might be a take |