| Tommy is a Tiger Shark
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| Lives in the Bengal Sea
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| By day he’s a music manager
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| Once he even managed me
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| He wears a heavy, heavy coat all day
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| So the world can’t see his fins
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| Or where the bald beast with the big teeth ends
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| And the businessman begins
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| But the businessman begins within
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| Yeah, the businessman begins within
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| First time I met that monster
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| I thought he was just a normal guy
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| Until one night on a granite’s pier
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| I saw his darker side
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| Yeah, behind the seaside tavern
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| With a half moon in his eyes
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| He drank some kind of potion
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| And metamorphasized
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| Yeah, his eyes got big, his teeth grew sharp
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| His skin turned a cold blue gray
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| I watched as he grew to twice his size
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| And then jumped into a wave
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| So I hollered out to the waitress
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| Yeah, I almost gave away the truth
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| But I lost my nerve
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| I said «Bring me the bill»
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| And I settled Tommy’s too
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| Tommy is a Tiger Shark
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| Lives in the Bengal Sea
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| And by day he’s a music manager
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| Once he even managed me |