| I went to a funeral
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| Lord it made me happy
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| Seeing all those people
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| I ain’t seen
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| Since the last time
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| Somebody died
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| Everybody talking
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| They were telling funny stories
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| Saying all those things
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| They ain’t said
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| Since the last time
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| Somebody died
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| But you take a look around you
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| Don’t it seem like something’s missing
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| I said something that weren’t missing
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| Lord the last time
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| Somebody died
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| You took him from the last time
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| To that hallowed ground
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| I’m praying take me to the next time Lord
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| So I can hang around
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| Then the people start to looking
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| And some of them start crying
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| And all the little children
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| Lord they’re scared
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| Because they ain’t never seen
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| A dead man before
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| You took him from the last time
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| To that hallowed ground
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| I’m praying take me to the next time Lord
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| So I can hang around
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| He’s swimming through that Jordan
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| Going to the other side
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| But if it’s all the same to you Lord
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| I think I’ll stay dry
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| Now it’s church on Sunday
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| It’s a bar on Friday night
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| It’s work on Monday
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| The preacher Lord you know he might sing
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| Hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| He’s got church on Sunday
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| And he got drunk the night before
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| And he got his good gal when he got home
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| The preacher said he wants some more of that
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| Hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Now if you want to get to heaven
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| Let me tell you what to do You better grease your foot up buddy
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| With that mutton stew
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| And when the devil comes after you
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| With them greasy hands
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| You just slide on over to the promised land
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Now there was two little imps
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| And they was black as tar
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| And they was trying to get to heaven
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| In an electric car
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| And that car wheel slipped
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| On down the hill
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| Instead of going to heaven
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| They went to Jacksonville
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Sing hallelujah
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| Thank you, you’ve been so nice
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| All my friends they came
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| Now close the lid down tightly
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| And quit crying
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| Because when they close them
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| They all look the same
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| And grab hold of the handle
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| It won’t be too heavy
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| And take me to the graveyard
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| I went to a funeral
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| And Lord it made me happy
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| Seeing all those people
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| I ain’t seen
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| Since the last time
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| Somebody… |