| Let’s split a banana split
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| I’d really like to get it
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| For you (and me too)
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| There’s no need to deny it
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| I know you’d like to try it
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| So let me buy it for you
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| (just promise to give half of it to me too)
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| Now of course you can’t forget
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| There are other things we could get
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| Like this red and white and blue popsicle…
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| That is shaped like a rocket
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| But today
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| I must say
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| That our number one option
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| Is this banana, chocolate and ice cream concoction
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| Don’t deny it
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| Let’s buy it
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| There’s no need for a diet
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| So let me supply it to you
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| Just don’t forget to give half of it to me too
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| That’s all I ask of you
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| But I think you must admit
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| When it comes to banana splits
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| It is actually quite rare
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| That you would share
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| In a way that is fair
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| But today I do declare
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| In fact, I solemnly swear
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| I won’t take this one solo
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| Nah… not like a game of solitaire
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| So let’s go
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| Split split
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| Bo bit
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| Banana fana forfeit
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| Your inhibition
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| To its lack of nutrition
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| We gotta
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| Split split
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| Bo bit
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| Banana fana forfeit
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| That disposition
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| And just give me the permission
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| Oh please don’t make me plead
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| Just take a bite and see
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| I’m sure that you’ll will agree
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| That splitting this split with me
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| It’s gonna cool down your body
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| Cool you down at least a degree
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| Oh it’d make me so happy
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| If you’d only split this split with me |