| Well I got a call from Rowdy ‘round six o’clock
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| Sayin' he caught a hankerin' for a honky tonk
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| Wants an ice cold beer and a country song
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| But he didn’t want to stay out all night long
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| Well I ain’t the kind to let a buddy drink alone
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| But I can’t turn it off once I turn it on
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| There’s no stoppin' me once I get goin'
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| Put a can in my hand man, I’m wide ass open
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| The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
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| By half past 10 I’m half past tipsy
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| And quarter to 12, man I done had plenty
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| The countdowns on when the first beer hits me
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| 5−4-3−2-1 too many
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| After five diet Millers I was feelin' loose
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| Singin' karaoke to a TL tune
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| When a pretty little thing shot me a wink
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| She said, «Hey cowboy, could you buy us a drink?»
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| Well hey, baby doll, I will if you want
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| But I can’t turn it off once I turn it on
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| There’s no stoppin' me once I get goin'
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| Put a can in my hand man, I’m wide ass open
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| The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
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| By half past 10 I’m half past tipsy
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| And quarter to 12, man I done had plenty
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| The countdowns on when the first beer hits me
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| 5−4-3−2-1 too many
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| Now I’ve never been the kind to quit
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| Won’t stop 'til I get to the bottom of this
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| And the night’s still young so whatcha say we shotgun one?
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| Hell we’ll shoot one with you Luke, come on Ronnie
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| There’s no stoppin' me once I get to goin'
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| Put a can in my hand man, I’m wide ass open
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| The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
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| About half past 10 I’m half past tipsy
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| And quarter to 12, man, I done had plenty
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| The countdowns on when the first beer hit me
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| 5−4-3−2-1 too many
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| Yeah, 5−4-3−2-1 too many
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| Come on, that’s a ******* country song right there |