| It’s time to take my drunk ass home
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| I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
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| Hit on all the girls, sang every song
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| It’s time to take my drunk ass home
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| Well I worked all week
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| So I could come here
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| Have a good time and an ice cold beer
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| But 1 turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20
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| And 20 plus an empty bottle’s too damn many
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| It’s time to take my drunk ass home
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| I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
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| Hit on all the girls, sang every song
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| It’s time to take my drunk ass home
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| Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
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| I cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt
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| My fall back plan, has done got sad
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| 'Cause my ex-girlfriend ain’t lookin' half bad
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| It’s time to take my drunk ass home
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| I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
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| Hit on all the girls, sang every song
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| It’s time to take my drunk ass home
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| «Help me up, aw put me back down put me back down»
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| I sucker punched my best friend
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| And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
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| I, I look like hell, I feel like shit
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| I think its time I call it quits
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| It’s time to take my drunk ass home
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| I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
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| Hit on all the girls, sang every song
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| It’s time to take my drunk ass home
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| Yea its time to take my drunk ass home
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| I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone
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| Yea my lips all busted and my buzz is gone
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| Its time to take my drunk ass home
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| If y’all agree, then sing along
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| Its time to take, my drunk ass home
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| «Oh somebody call me a cab, please» |