Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Viagra Skit, artist - Ludacris. Date of issue: 30.03.2015
Song language: English
Viagra Skit |
| Oh god! |
| Oh god! |
| Ugh. |
| 9−1-1 What’s your emergency? |
| Yes ma’am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem… |
| Calm down sir, it can’t be that hard, Okay? |
| No, no it can’t, it-it can’t… It is! |
| My dick, it’s been hard for over eight |
| hours and it just won’t go down! |
| Excuse me?! |
| I took one of them Viagras for the first time… |
| Word?! |
| And the first one didn’t do anything, s-so I took another one… |
| OK. |
| And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I’ve been knocking |
| shit over… |
| Damn, I ain’t had no dick in 6 months. |
| Why don’t them shits come with directions?! |
| I don’t know what to do, ma’am help! |
| Hey girl, Lisa! |
| Hmhm--? |
| --My god, what was I thinking… |
| --Cover my shift, forward this call to my cell and confirm his address! |
| I got you! |
| Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain’t never listenin' to them |
| niggas again man, I swear! |
| Mmm… Calm down, sir help is on the way! |
| I can’t believe these bitches set my dick up for failure! |
| Well, what happened anyway? |
| I had, I had invited this chick over, you know what I’m sayin', this bitch I |
| knew from a long time… |
| Mm-Hmm… |
| And she said she was with her friend, and they both wanted this thang, man, |
| like they both wanted to jump me off, you know what I’m sayin', and then-- |
| --Poor thang!-- |
| --it started going to voicemail, man I HATE these bitches, man why do they need |
| to be doing this stupid shit?! |
| Mm-Mm, sir, help is in the neighborhood!--Is it the last house on the right? |
| …Right on the right… right? |
| No, they right, THESE BITCHES AIN’T RIGHT! |
| Mm, don’t worry about that! |
| Momma gon' take care of you! |
| Oh, is the one with |
| the blow up dolls in the front? |
| The one in the cut, with the furry bushes… it’s got some furry bushes, |
| yes it does… I done wacked off like three times! |
| I don’t know what else to |
| do! |
| Well, you ain’t gotta do that no more! |
| (opens and closes door) |
| What the hell you doin' in my house?! |
| Nigga, where the drinks at?! |