| I was way away from home
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| And I didn’t know what to do.
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| So I grabbed the telephone
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| Because I felt so blue.
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| It rang and rang and rang
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| It rang until it was dizzy
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| And then a deep bass voice
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| (Hello), stop ringing 'cause I’m busy
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| I sez «Who is You»
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| He sez «Who is you»
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| I said «This is Mr. Beau»
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| He sez «Who is You»
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| I sez «Who is you»
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| He said («This is Shorty Jones»)
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| (Get out of my house)
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| (Get out of my house)
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| Get out of my house you mouse (you louse)
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| Let the door hit you
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| Where the dog bit you
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| (Get Out)
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| Has anybody here seen Shorty (Nahhh)
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| Has anybody here seen Shorty (Oh no)
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| He stole my gal, and that ain’t no pal.
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| Yeah, (Shorty's Got To Go.)
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| Has anybody here seen Shorty (Nahhh)
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| Does anybody here know Shorty
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| Well tell that guy that he’s got to die
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| Yeah, (Shorty's Got To Go)
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| Now he stole my suit and shoes to boot
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| (Shorty's got to go)
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| He took my hat that low down rat
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| (Shorty's got to go)
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| He’s wearing my ten dollar tie
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| (Dollar ninety eight)
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| Well he stole my last pair of long underwear
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| (Shorty's got to go)
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| (Get out of my house)
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| (Get out of my house)
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| Get out of my house you mouse (you louse)
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| Let the door hit you
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| Where the dog bit you
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| (Get Out)
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| Has anybody here seen Shorty (Nahhh)
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| Has anybody here seen Shorty (Oh no)
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| Has anybody there seen Shorty anywhere
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| 'cause (Shorty's Got To Go).
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| (Shorty's Got To Go).
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| (Shorty's Got To Go).
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| (Shorty)
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| (Yeah Shorty)
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| (Has got to go.) |