| She was pretty in the face,
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| She was fat on the back,
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| She was thin in the waist,
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| Baddest bitch I ever met,
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| Gave me her number,
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| So I had to call her,
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| A couple days later
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| I was at the damn doctor
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| I swear to god
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| She was bad,
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| Had a trunk full of ass,
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| Met her at the club
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| Should of seen the way she dance
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| Yeah her name was lydia
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| Ain’t never seen nothing prettier
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| Wanted her in my video,
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| Whatz your number?
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| Called her one the under
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| Picked her up for lunch,
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| I know it sounds dumb but
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| I forgot the condoms,
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| We ate, got drunk, took her
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| Home and fucked,
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| Warm, wet cuchi man
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| I beat that up,
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| All night affair I was
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| Feeling like a playa,
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| Woke up on the morning hit
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| It one more gan
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| Send her on her way
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| Thought I call her in a day,
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| Ain’t these a bitch now
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| I’m pissin raisin blades
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| She was pretty in the face,
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| She was fat on the back,
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| She was thin in the waist,
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| Baddest bitch I ever met,
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| Gave me her number,
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| So I had to call her,
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| A couple days later
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| I was at the damn doctor
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| You think I learned after that
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| But my head too hard,
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| Doctor gave me a prescription
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| To fixed my problem,
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| Forgot about the flames
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| Coming out my dick,
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| Should of thought about it though
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| When I met my next bitch,
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| Named lucy (lucy)
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| Said she wanna do me,
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| Girl was fine enough to start
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| In her own movie,
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| Throwed yellow bone better than beyonce,
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| Should of knew better met her ass on myspace,
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| Pulled up to her house and she opened
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| Up the door,
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| Wearing nothing but a robe,
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| She was taking off my clothes
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| Man I could’nthelp it it was on I had to stick her,
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| A couple days later my dick had a pimple
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| She was pretty in the face,
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| She was fat on the back,
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| She was thin in the waist,
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| Baddest bitch I ever met,
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| Gave me her number,
|
| So I had to call her,
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| A couple days later
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| I was at the damn doctor.
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| This a public service annoucement
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| Don’t swim without it,
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| Keep a life jacket inside your wallet,
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| Listen to my song before somethin goes wrong,
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| I know she looks good wearing nothing but a thong,
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| Better wrap it up, before you outta luck
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| Gonna be mad as fuck when that bump show up,
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| At the doctor’s office tryna explain your problem
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| Ain’t this shit funny but it ain’t no lie,
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| And I’m a keep it real, sho I’ve been there before,
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| Used to go without a trashbag but not no more, (nope)
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| Strap my gun up before I let it bust,
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| Can’t kill myself I love fucking too much.
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| She was pretty in the face,
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| She was fat on the back,
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| She was thin in the waist,
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| Baddest bitch I ever met,
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| Gave me her number,
|
| So I had to call her,
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| A couple days later
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| I was at the damn doctor |