| Come to my house of earth if you would like for me to gather old time feelings
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| back
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| Come here to my house of good, rich earth if you would like for me to teach
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| your wife a thing or two
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| Come here to this illegal place with joys and teach your wife this way to grow
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| new boys
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| I’ll take you by your hand and show you pearls of these same feelings that grow
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| pretty girls
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| I’ll wash your feet a couple of times a day 'til all your old time sorrow melts
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| away
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| You’ll leave some drops of honey on my couch I’ll leave a couple dollars in
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| your pouch
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| My house of earth is the richest land in town
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| I pity those dead ones that at me frown
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| So come to my house of earth and learn its worth
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| A few green folded bills to learn of earth
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| I kiss you in such odd and natural ways, your wife will then find out that
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| kissing pays
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| Two times a day I wash you in my tub, ten times a day I’ll pet your skin and rub
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| Call me a prostitute and a whore too, I do these tricks your wife refuses to
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| I swear by all my bibles you won’t regret, I’ve never seen a man who’s sorry yet
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| I’ll love you once to teach you all your life the things to do when you are
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| with your wife
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| Your wife should be quite glad and proud of me for waking both of these things
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| you see
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| My house of earth runs down with wine around
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| Lots of different ways here that you can come
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| And if you do come, I will be glad to see you
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| And if you don’t come, I’m glad you don’t need me
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| I’ve finished red, hot kisses, I know that wakes sleepy sickness in your soul |