| Welcome aboard. |
| Glamazonian airways
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| Hello everybody! |
| Good evening! |
| Welcome aboard I’m miss valerie valentine
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| I’m your economy slash coach stewardess or you could call me a flight attendant
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| But I don’t care for that word «attendant"cause it makes me sound like a waiter
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| or somebody -- I’m not
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| I appreciate your attention at this time. |
| We should be taking off shortly.
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| I would expect all kind of madness and turbulence to ensue
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| Please fully recline your chairs, turn on the massage function, and get ready
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| to be happy, hunny
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| Welcomee aboard, glamazonian airways, the queens of the sky
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| There are 8, 000 people on board!
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| Now listen up
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| Looking for an exit
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| I’ll make it clear
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| There are two in the front and one in the rear
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| You don’t give a beep unless you a frequent flyer
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| Smoking ain’t allowed unless your pussy on fire
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| Ohhhh we keep our wigs in the overhead bins (we do)
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| Oh, so none of your beep is gonna fit in. (sorry bout it)
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| If you drink enough alcohol you can fly anywhere, and you don’t need a plane
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| There’s a seat belt seat belt in each of your seats
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| It’s there to make you skinny
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| It’s gonna be pulled real tight, real tight, real tight, real tight
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| Tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter…
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| Now really that is far too tight. |
| How do you expect anyone to breathe?
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| When the oxygen mask drop down
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| Soaring through clouds and everyone feels it.
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| Sucking it in and out getting so high
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| We can’t believe it
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| All your troubles they’ll still be
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| Simply come imagination
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| Take my hands and fly with me
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| On a transworld transportation
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| There’s a man on the window of the plane
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| It’s a woman!
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| It’s a man!
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| It’s a woman!
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| It’s a man!
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| I believe they call them «drag queens» |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Glamazonian Airways, Pt. 1 , by - Lucian Piane. Song from the album RuPaul's Drag Race: The Rusical, in the genre Саундтреки