Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shit, Shower, & Shave, artist - Low Cut Connie. Album song Get Out the Lotion, in the genre Рок-н-роллShit, Shower, & Shave |
| My brother’s calling up the stairs |
| Mama’s pulling out her hair |
| They’re trying to get me to bathe |
| They’re trying to get me to be better behaved |
| But you know I don’t feel very much like getting up today |
| I don’t have anything I really wanna do anyway |
| But still I gotta take a shit, shower, and shave |
| Shit, shower, and shave |
| Shit, shower, and shave |
| You better take a shower and a shower and a shave |
| I always wanted to dance |
| I always wanted romance |
| This lady gave me a chance |
| But then she left me with the bump in my pants |
| Yeah you better take care of business before it takes care of you |
| gotta |
| You better do it |
| Shit, shower, and shave |
| Shot, shirt, and shake |
| Big broken |
| You do it 'til you done it, then you’re doin' it again |
| Let’s go |
| I got no time to waste |
| I got a carrot to chase |
| Look at that mummy I made |
| With toilet paper and a pack of razorblades |
| You need a cloth to wash, you need a cloth to bathe |
| You better use it every day |
| Why? |
| 'Cause cleanliness is kindliness is all I got to say |
| Take a shit, shower, and shave |
| A little roll in the hay |
| Before you roll in your grave |
| You better take a shower and a shower and shave, yeah yeah |
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