Lyrics Shit, Shower, & Shave - Low Cut Connie

Shit, Shower, & Shave

My brother’s calling up the stairs
Mama’s pulling out her hair
They’re trying to get me to bathe
They’re trying to get me to be better behaved
But you know I don’t feel very much like getting up today
I don’t have anything I really wanna do anyway
But still I gotta take a shit, shower, and shave
Shit, shower, and shave
Shit, shower, and shave
You better take a shower and a shower and a shave
I always wanted to dance
I always wanted romance
This lady gave me a chance
But then she left me with the bump in my pants
Yeah you better take care of business before it takes care of you
gotta
You better do it
Shit, shower, and shave
Shot, shirt, and shake
Big broken
You do it 'til you done it, then you’re doin' it again
Let’s go
I got no time to waste
I got a carrot to chase
Look at that mummy I made
With toilet paper and a pack of razorblades
You need a cloth to wash, you need a cloth to bathe
You better use it every day
Why?
'Cause cleanliness is kindliness is all I got to say
Take a shit, shower, and shave
A little roll in the hay
Before you roll in your grave
You better take a shower and a shower and shave, yeah yeah