
Date of issue: 23.09.2012
Record label: Contender
Song language: English
(No More) Wet T-Shirt Contests |
All right |
Danny, what do you wanna hear? |
Send in the clown |
For my boy Danny what’s it here? |
Send in the clowns |
You want the Manilow version? |
I’m tired of chewin' on your toenail |
I’m tired of listenin' to your band |
I’m tired of pullin' on your pigtail |
Just wanna play poker like a man |
One day I’ll have a house in Florida |
With a little dog in the yard |
I play piano in a beauty parlor |
Put my costumes on my card, yeah |
No more wet t-shirt contests |
No more singin' in a bar |
Gonna put on my little black dress |
Go out dancin' like a star, yeah |
It’s too late to call my brother Billy |
He cut me off in ‘94 |
He joined a little church outside the city |
He don’t recognize me anymore |
I wear my undies on the outside |
Like a fallen woman in a pew |
But I wear my undies with pride (ha ha ha) |
What else am I supposed to do? |
Yeah |
No more wet t-shirt contests |
No more singin' in a bar |
Gonna put on my little black dress, people, yeah |
Go out dancin' like a star |
I feel like my Christian phase is comin' |
My fans are getting pretty bored |
But meanwhile I just keep on hummin' |
Here in the bosom of the Lord, yeah |
No more wet t-shirt contests |
No more singin' in a bar |
Gonna put on my little black dress |
Go out dancin', dancin' like a star, yeah |
Hey |
Here we go, babe |
Keep it goin' |
Settle on those clouds |
Settle on those clouds, baby |
Isn’t it rich? |
Isn’t it rich? |
Isn’t it rich? |
Hey, come on, keep goin' |
Isn’t it rich? |
Isn’t it rich? |
Name | Year |
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Rio | 2011 |
Diane (Don't Point That Thing at Me) | 2015 |
Shake it Little Tina | 2015 |
Who the Hell is Tina? | 2015 |
Look What They Did | 2020 |
Stay as Long as You Like | 2020 |
Me N Annie | 2015 |
Back in School | 2015 |
Danny's Outta Money | 2015 |
Somewhere Along the Avenue | 2015 |
The Royal Screw | 2015 |
Little Queen of New Orleans | 2015 |
Hollywood | 2018 |
Every Time You Turn Around | 2018 |
Oh Suzanne | 2018 |
All These Kids Are Way Too High | 2018 |
Big Thighs, NJ | 2011 |
Hey! Little Child | 2018 |
Desegregation | 2018 |
Please Do Not Come Home | 2018 |