| The paper round took ages,
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| The leaflets were a pain,
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| I chased tactics for tictacs,
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| Sweets at the back of my rucksack,
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| A bespoke service straight to your seat,
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| Pass the teacher a snickers just to keep 'em sweet,
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| Business was booming till the school inserted rules,
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| Plunging profits and my mum was called,
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| I sold more and the canteen they started to hate,
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| Internal investigation and it was like watergate.
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| Keep them sweet for now, sir,
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| It won’t be long until I’ll be out your way,
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| This and that, old school chat,
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| Couldn’t stay away so I’m coming back,
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| I’m coming back, thought I’d let you know,
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| And now you know how’d you feel about that?
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| This and that, old school chat,
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| Couldn’t stay away so I’m coming back,
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| I’m coming back, thought I’d let you know,
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| And now you know how’d you feel about that?
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| I was finally asked did the effort I applaud,
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| The school fought back vending machines installed,
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| But by this time I had already made a packet,
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| So I clean my desk, a cardboard box, no racket,
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| I was young and cautious to all the gold diggers, |
| Off to Toys R Us, spent the lot on wrestling figures,
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| A change in menu coz of Jamie’s school dinners,
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| This made me smile though I do love Turkey twizzlers.
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| Keep them sweet for now, sir,
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| It won’t be long until I’ll be out your way,
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| This and that, old school chat,
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| Couldn’t stay away so I’m coming back,
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| I’m coming back, thought I’d let you know,
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| And now you know how’d you feel about that?
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| This and that, old school chat,
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| Couldn’t stay away so I’m coming back,
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| I’m coming back, thought I’d let you know,
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| And now you know, how’d you feel about that?
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| How’d you feel about that? |
| (How'd you feel about that?)
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| How’d you feel about that? |
| (How'd you feel about that?)
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| How’d you feel about that? |
| (How'd you feel about that?)
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| This and that, old school chat,
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| Couldn’t stay away so I’m coming back,
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| I’m coming back, thought I’d let you know,
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| And now you know how’d you feel about that?
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| This and that, old school chat,
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| Couldn’t stay away so I’m coming back,
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| I’m coming back, thought I’d let you know,
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| And now you know how’d you feel about that? |
| This and that, old school chat,
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| Couldn’t stay away so I’m coming back,
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| I’m coming back, thought I’d let you know,
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| And now you know how’d you feel about that?
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| This and that, old school chat,
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| Couldn’t stay away so I’m coming back,
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| I’m coming back, thought I’d let you know,
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| And now you know how’d you feel about that?
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| How’d you feel about that?
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| How’d you feel about that? |