| How many A&R men does it take to change a light bulb?
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| I’ll get back to you on that
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| How many spells and dollars does it take to make the magic
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| Of pulling legends from a hat?
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| Will they take another sucker for an undersell?
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| Regarding them with compliments and muskatelle
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| A honeymoon in Vegas in a plush hotel
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| Well, that’s a sad town in the morning light
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| How many bullets in the back does it take to kill a singing cowboy?
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| And how much more of this bullshit can you take
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| From the charming envoy?
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| When you’re making with the ballpoint on the dotted line
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| The Devil’s in his heaven and your hair sublime
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| You fit the mold for stardom and the big bells chime
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| But it’s gold leaf on a wild, wild, wind
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| And they’re serving up your future with a twist of lime
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| Paying you in dollars for the perfect crime
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| And you’re scratching off the silver for a nail of grime
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| And pissing in that bitter wind
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| Last month’s color you’ve passed your sell by date
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| And your days are numbered
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| What is you shelf life? |
| What is you shelf life?
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| What is you shelf life? |
| What is you shelf life? |