| I spent my whole youth thinking I would figure it out
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| Get a job in the city, two kids and a house
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| I never hesitated, I, I knew I’d make it
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| Said I’d work real hard, get a college degree
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| A big pay check and the car of my dreams
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| So close that I could taste it, I, I knew I’d make it
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| I thought real life wouldn’t be as real as this
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| Well, I guess it is
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| I spent my whole life on the couch
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| Saying when I get, when I get older
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| I’m gonna have it all figured out
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| Now every Monday I wake up
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| With the weight of the world on my shoulders
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| How did I ever get older overnight?
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| I spent my last five years being single as fuck
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| And the two before that wasn’t even in love
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| Yeah, all my expectations are crumbling like pastry
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| I’m too scared to check my own bank account
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| 'Cause the numbers keep dropping and it’s getting me down
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| So I go out, get wasted, and waste another pay check
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| I thought real life wouldn’t be as real as this
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| Well, I guess it is
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| I spent my whole life on the couch
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| Saying when I get, when I get older
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| I’m gonna have it all figured out
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| Now every Monday I wake up
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| With the weight of the world on my shoulders
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| How did I ever get older overnight?
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| How did I ever get older overnight?
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| How did I ever get older?
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| I spent my whole life on the couch
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| Saying when I get, when I get older
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| I’m gonna have it all figured out
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| Now every Monday I wake up
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| With the weight of the world on my shoulders
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| How did I ever get older overnight? |