| I’ve got a woman as big as a house yes sir
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| She’s as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence
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| You won’t believe what you see when you look at her
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| She’s enormous collosal tremendous gigantic immense
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| Why try to deny it She’s just what I like
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| If she goes on a diet
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| I’ll go on strike
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| The bigger the figure the better I like her
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| The better I like her the better I feed her
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| The better I feed her the bigger the figure
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| The bigger the figure the more I can love
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| She’s exactly like a watermellon
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| big and round and sweet
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| In a party dress
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| She may be quite a mess
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| But I love her a lot
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| So what if she’s not so neat
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| The bigger the figure the better I like her
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| The better I like her the better I feed her
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| The better I feed her the bigger the figure
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| The bigger the figure the more I can love
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| If she ever eats me out of money
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| and we need the rent
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| That’ll be a cinch
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| Cuz when we’re in a pinch
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| I can put her to work under a circus tent
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| The bigger the figure the better I like her
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| The better I like her the better I feed her
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| The better I feed her the bigger the figure
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| The bigger the figure the more I can love
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| She’s exactly like a watermellon
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| big and round and sweet
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| In a party dress
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| She may be quite a mess
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| But I love her a lot
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| So what if she’s not so neat
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| The bigger the figure
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| The better I like her
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| The better I like her
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| The better I feed her
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| The better I feed her the bigger the figure
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| The bigger the figure the more I can love
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| The bigger the figure the better I like her
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| The better I like her the better I feed her
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| The better I feed her the bigger the figure
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| The bigger the figure the more I can love |