| I took Felicia to Las Vegas here’s my story
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| She spent the weekend eating coucitorri
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| But when I said I like to Kiss you,
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| Felicia no capiscia
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| The way she gamble down the table wasn’t funny
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| You should have seen the way she found to
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| lose my money
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| But when I said I like to kiss you
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| Felicia no capiscia
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| She under stroh (she understood)
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| She heard me good (she heard me good)
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| When I said have some imported cheese
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| But when I said (but when I said)
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| Give me a squeeze (Give me a squeeze)
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| You think that I was talking japanese
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| She never heard about the birds and bees
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| She was half pruisance and half colour breeze
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| You had to see the things I brought her
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| I took her out and spent my money
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| Just like water
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| But when I said I like to kiss you Felicia no
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| Capisxia
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| No she didn’t understand no she didn’t understand
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| She heard me fine (she heard me fine)
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| When I said dime (when I said dime)
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| And then she drag a half of case of wine
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| But when I said (but when I said)
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| C’mon let’s spoon
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| You think that I was asking for the moon
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| Man that chick was as crazy as a loon
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| She was half sicilia of lagavavun
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| I tried to make her feel relaxy
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| It costed me 97 $ for the taxi
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| But when I said I like to kiss ya
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| Felicia no capiscia
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| She said Luigi let’s get married
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| And Luigi no capisci |