| John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
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| John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
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| John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
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| That name one thing
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| John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
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| John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
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| John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
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| Sets hearts aflame
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| John Ping Pong makes the girls hearts go ding-dong
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| From Jamaica to Hong Kong
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| When he holds their hands, oh
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| How they fall for this fellow, six feet tall
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| To be in his arms so strong, to belong
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| To John Ping Pong!
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| John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
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| John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
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| John Ping Pong, John Ping pong
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| Makes the
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| John, John, John, John, John, John Ping Pong
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| John, John, John, John, John |