| I love my prostitutes
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| Pussy, pussy, glorious pussy
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| I’ve got my prostitutes back
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| Here ye, here ye, all rise
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| Introducing his lordship, Sir Drunkalot
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| Don’t get your head on the cutting block for treason
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| Against the royal fam', because it’s chopping season
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| On the disloyal man
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| We study under lit oil lamps through the archive
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| Deciding who’s on our side like a new apartheid
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| The czar died and passed down the keys to the fortress
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| And the secret, of course, which releases the draw bridge
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| We even got a militia of devious forces
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| Who feed weed to their horses and lead 'em where war is
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| Of course it’s the rulers, Jay Love and Louis
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| Don’t say nothing to us, we make punks look foolish
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| It takes tons of fools to straight up amuse us
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| Wake up you losers, you ain’t nothing to us
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| We’re rock star czars, we’re locked on wars
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| With vodka to the top up inside
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| Hooligan morons with a collection full of hood ornaments
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| We snatched off of cop cars parked
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| We got odd bars that’s private, cars with drivers
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| And chicks who lick the stick with slip-on saliva
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| And ever since we was born in diapers we been called
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| «Your Highness» and served alcohol as minors
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| Y’all can find us, in the land where the pimps
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| With a full harem of chicks who take care of our dicks
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| who pillage with a terrible fist
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| So all the other villagers are scared to resist, bitch
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| Fe fi fo and a bottle of rum
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| The Odd Couple don’t stop 'till the bottle is done
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| Move your feet to the beat and march to the drums
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| We’re the kings of this rap shit, majority one
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| We target the market, make a profit and run
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| And shot kids in the process with dominant tongues
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| Solicit explicit content for fun
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| And stay spitting like we’re obnoxious and drunk
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| Wake up the horses it’s time to take them to night
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| You can’t challenge the king, lying naked with your wife
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| Even if your aching to fight, swallow your pride
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| And follow the Gods with Heineken bottles the size
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| Of comets that fly, fizz out and drop from the sky
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| Like these two superheros with
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| Jay Love and Louie Logic, the kings of the castle
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| Bring it to battle and stone you till you sink in the gravel
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| I’ll swing and attack you if you challenge my reign
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| Then cut you up and bag you like an ounce of cocaine
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| No name motherfuckers without noble descent
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| Get thrown over the fence and choked up with no-good intent
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| This is a social event for my minions to witness
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| So they don’t get opinions and interfere with business
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| My interests protected, riches invested
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| And bitches in the kitchen, dishing up breakfast
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| Listen, the checklist is written extensive
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| From licks to a plethora of bitches to have sex with
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| Chick that striptease like Demi in a scene
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| Got
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| Many enemy is tortured when we blazing hash
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| And made into court jesters to make us laugh
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| Now raise your glass and toast to the livest
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| Rulers of this rhyme shit
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| I’m out, signing off as Your Highness |