| If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it
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| Chattin' with a chimp in chimpanzee
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| Imagine talking to a tiger, chatting with a cheetah
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| What a neat achievement it would be!
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| If we could talk to the animals, learn all their languages
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| I could take an animal degree
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| I’d study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle
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| Alligator, guinea pig, and flea!
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| I would converse in polar bear and python
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| And I would curse in fluent kangaroo
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| If people ask me «can you speak rhinocerous?»
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| I’d say «of courserous! |
| Can’t you?»
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| If I conferred with our furry friends, man to animal
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| Think of the amazing repartee
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| If I could walk with the animals, talk with the animals
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| Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals
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| And they could talk to me!
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| If I consulted with quadrupeds
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| Think what fun we’d have asking over crocodiles for tea!
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| Or maybe lunch with two or three lions, walruses and sea lions
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| What a lovely place the world would be!
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| If I spoke slang to orangutans
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| The advantages why any fool on earth could plainly see!
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| Discussing Eastern art and dramas
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| With intellectual llamas
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| That’s a big step forward you’ll agree!
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| I’d learn to speak in antelope and turtle
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| And my Pekinese would be extremely good
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| If I were asked to sing in hippopotamus
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| I’d say «whynotamous» and I would!
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| If I could parlay with pachyderms
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| It’s a fairy tale worthy of Hans Anderson and Grimm
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| A man who walks with the animals and talks with the animals
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| Grunts and squeaks and squawks with the animals and they could talk to him!
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| Let me hear ‘em talk
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| I’d study every creature’s language
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| So I could speak to all of them on site
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| If friends said «can he talk in crab or maybe pelican»
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| You’d say «I canny can» and you’d be right!
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| And if you just stop and think of it
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| Ain’t no doubt of it
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| I’m gonna win a place in history
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| If I could walk with the animals
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| Talk with the animals
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| Grunt, squeak, squawk with the animals
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| And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to me! |