| Paroles de la chanson One night in Rio — Louie Austen:
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| One, one night in Rio,
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| Two, two days in LA
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| We had a short, a short stop in Moscow
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| But there was no, no time to stay
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| We’ll had to meet this promoter in New York
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| So we met at the Hilton Hotel at the lobby
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| We said we have to leave immediately to Germany
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| So we hired a cab
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| When I saw the cab I thought I’ll faint! |
| because this little cab
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| Was jut a Mitsubishi, a shifted car
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| F n! |
| b! |
| hjrfnnlp
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| I’m used to ridin' limousines, luxury cars, with all my stuff
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| A minimum one suitcase, two pairs of shoes and three backup singers
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| I’m used to this, I need this!
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| Anyway, this driver had no idea how to get to the airport
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| ‘cause at the 14th street he took a left turn, instead of a right turn
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| And I was really mad at him which us:
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| Hey man we have to. |
| to be at the airport in a few moments!
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| So how hard can you do that!
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| ‘cause the flight, leaves, to Berlin!
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| One, one fancy cocktail
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| Two, two pieces of lemon
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| Three, three crying babies
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| And after four drinks, they wouldn’t serve me no more…
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| Well after flying for seven hours in economy class
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| I was really mad, three crying babies
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| And no more liquor, and no sleep
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| So finally we arrived in Berlin
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| It was raining, of course
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| So nobody’s picking us up
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| ‘cause where the hell are these guys?
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| But anyway, so let’s go get the luggage
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| And we went down and, there was no luggage, there was no luggage!
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| So I waited half an hour for my luggage
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| So I went down to the counter and said: excuse me, where is my luggage?
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| We flew from New York to Berlin
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| So he looked into his computer, and he said:
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| Sir, it’s on the way to LA
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| I had one, one, one bedroom apartment
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| There were two, two things on my mind
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| I want to go back, back to my luggage
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| I want to leave, leave this place behind
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| Ok, I’m sitting at the airplane to Los Angeles to get my luggage back
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| It’s quiet and next to me there is a friendly guy from Morocco or somewhere
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| So we talk, and I wanted to show him the pictures of my boat, and guess what?
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| I find out, that I forgot my wallet in the apartment, in Berlin!
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| And here I am, no cash, no credit cards, not wearing a suit, for four days!
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| Suddenly, the nice guy beside me jumps up with a pistol in his hand!
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| Runs to the cockpit and demands that the pilot has to go to Rio de Janeiro!
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| One, just one night in Rio
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| Too, too tired to complain
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| Three, three stamps in my passport
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| For you it might sound funny
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| But I was in pain
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| All right after twenty six hours
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| We got rescued by the brazilian anti-terror squad
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| Nice guys by the way
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| Later at the gate, I see this BEAUTIFUL lady smiling at me
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| I go over there, and talk to her
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| And she, invites me to go to her house
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| Sounds like, there’s a chance to shave
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| And is one, one night in Rio
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| We had two, two glass of champagne
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| And after three, three minutes of talking
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| We made love, again and again
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| Aagghh, its four o’clock in the morning and I’m getting a little rest
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| You know what I’ll say, hah it was a rough night
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| My cell phone rings it’s my agent Steve
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| He’s telling me he’s waiting on my boat in Malibu
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| With all my luggage Thank God!
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| Ready to go to Honolulu, I could dress, go to the airport
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| Pick up my ticket
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| Because I have to go back, back to LA |