| They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France
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| And Jackieґs seen in a Discoteque doinґ a brand new dance
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| And the White House social season should be glitterinґ in gay
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| But here in Topeka the rain is a fallinґ
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| The faucet is a drippinґ and the kids are a ballinґ
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| One of ґem a toddlinґ and one is a crawlinґ
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| And oneґs on the way
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| Iґm glad Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
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| And Debbieґs out in Vegas workinґ up a brand new act
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| While the t.v.ґs showinґ newly weds, a real fun game to play
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| But here in Topeka, the screen doorґs a banginґ
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| The coffeeґs boilinґ over and the wash needs a hanginґ
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| One wants a cookie and one wants a changinґ
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| And oneґs on the way
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| Now what was I doinґ? |
| Jimmy get away from there
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| Darn, there goes the phone
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| Hello honey, whatґs that you say?
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| Youґre bringinґ a few old buddies home?
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| Youґre callinґ from a barn?
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| Get away from there! |
| No, not you honey
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| I was talkinґ to the baby
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| Wait a minute, honey, the door bell
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| Honey, could you stop at the market and… hello?, hello?
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| Well, Iґll be…
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| The girls in New York City, they all march for womenґs lib
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| And better homes and garden shows, the modern way to live
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| And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today
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| Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzinґ
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| The dog is a barkinґ and the floor needs a scrubbinґ
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| One needs a spankinґ and one needs a hugginґ
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| Lord, oneґs on the way
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| Oh gee, I hope it ainґt twins, again! |