| I’ve been in and out of every honky tonk in town
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| And I’m almost drunk from the drinks
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| That I’ve turned down
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| Well, you told me you’d be happy
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| Bouncing babies on your knee
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| While I sit at home alone
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| And I’ve been bouncing three
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| Yeah, and I’m tired of it too
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| I’m gonna call myself a long pink limousine
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| Yeah, believe it or not it’s the prettiest thing
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| I think I’ve ever seen
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| There’s a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side
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| This baby’s 60 feet long and 40 feet wide
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| Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
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| Take it on back to the big old blonde
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| That thinks she’s a movie star
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| I’m gonna grab her by her ponytail
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| I’m gonna sling her around and around
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| When she wakes up she’ll know she met up
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| With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown
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| Well the smoke’s so doggone thick
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| You could cut it with a knife
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| And the music’s so loud
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| You can hear the same line twice
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| Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big old pink limo
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| I just drawed all your money out of the bank today
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| Honey, you don’t have no more |