
Date of issue: 31.12.1986
Record label: MCA Nashville
Song language: English
You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly |
Conway — Well, you’re the reason I’m ridin' around on big-capped tires |
Loretta — And you’re the reason I’m hangin' our clothes outside on wires |
Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' |
Oh, but looks ain’t everything |
And money ain’t everything |
But I love you just the same. |
Conway — Well, you’re the reason I changed to beer from soda pop |
Loretta — And you’re the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop |
Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' |
Oh, but looks ain’t everything |
And money ain’t everything |
But I love you just the same. |
Both — I guess that we won’t ever have, everything we need |
'Cause when we get ahead, it’s got a double mouth to feed. |
Loretta — And that’s the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone |
Conway — And that’s the reason that I ain’t got no hair to comb |
Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' |
Oh, but looks ain’t everything |
And money ain’t everything |
But I love you just the same. |
Loretta (speaking) — Conway, why in the devil don’t you go and shave, |
or put on clean pair of pants? |
Conway (speaking) — But Loretta, look at yourself. |
I wish you’d take |
them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little |
make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper. |
Loretta — Well let me tell you somethin' Conway. |
Considering everything |
that I went through today, I look like a movie star. |
Conway — Yeah, Ruth Buzzley. |
Loretta — Thank you. |
Conway — Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family |
anyways. |
Loretta — Oh they did, huh? |
What about the ones that’s bald? |
Conway — Well, I guess you could say they took after me… |
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