Lyrics You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

Conway — Well, you’re the reason I’m ridin' around on big-capped tires
Loretta — And you’re the reason I’m hangin' our clothes outside on wires
Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh, but looks ain’t everything
And money ain’t everything
But I love you just the same.
Conway — Well, you’re the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
Loretta — And you’re the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh, but looks ain’t everything
And money ain’t everything
But I love you just the same.
Both — I guess that we won’t ever have, everything we need
'Cause when we get ahead, it’s got a double mouth to feed.
Loretta — And that’s the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone
Conway — And that’s the reason that I ain’t got no hair to comb
Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh, but looks ain’t everything
And money ain’t everything
But I love you just the same.
Loretta (speaking) — Conway, why in the devil don’t you go and shave,
or put on clean pair of pants?
Conway (speaking) — But Loretta, look at yourself.
I wish you’d take
them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little
make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper.
Loretta — Well let me tell you somethin' Conway.
Considering everything
that I went through today, I look like a movie star.
Conway — Yeah, Ruth Buzzley.
Loretta — Thank you.
Conway — Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family
anyways.
Loretta — Oh they did, huh?
What about the ones that’s bald?
Conway — Well, I guess you could say they took after me…