| You can take Barney out of the bar room, but
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| You can’t take the bar out of Barney
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| Barney likes to smoke em filter-tipped cigarettes
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| And if he can’t get a blonde then he’ll take a brunette
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| And all the while he’s drinking from the pop top can
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| He’ll be telling lies to a cute redhead
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| With a smile on his lips and a drink in his hand
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| That’s how you can always recognize my man
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| Barney’s plenty ugly with his eyes all red
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| So bring him on a’home and I’ll put him to bed
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| You can take Barney out of the bar room, but
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| You can’t take the bar out of Barney
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| Barney wins a’playin' with the dice that he throws
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| But the one armed bandits get a lot of his dough
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| To win a game of cards, well, he might have to cheat
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| But he’ll give it to a buddy gettin' back on his feet
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| Oh, that’s my Barney sittin' there hardly able
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| I’d reckon he can drink us all under the table
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| I’ve seen him a lotta times high as a kite
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| They put him in jail for tryin' to fight
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| You can take Barney out of the bar room, but
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| You can’t take the bar out of Barney
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| Come on, Barney. |
| Let’s go home!
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| Barney, it’s gettin' late!
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| Will someone please help me get him outta here? |