Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song How to Slice a Whore, artist - Lordi. Album song Scare Force One, in the genre Хард-рокHow to Slice a Whore |
| Have you ever felt like this |
| Pissed off at your bitch |
| We’ve got a way for you to scratch that itch |
| Our step by step dissection kit |
| Is sure to do the trick |
| No more of that face that makes you sick |
| So call this number |
| And order now |
| Guaranteed dirt slumber |
| We’ll show you how |
| That’s how you slice a whore |
| Scoop out those eyes this way |
| For seeing other guys |
| Carve off her lips for telling all those lies |
| Scissor off her finger tips |
| For gutting hang her by this |
| Butchers hook inserted through the spine |
| So call this number |
| And order now |
| Guaranteed dirt slumber |
| We’ll show you how |
| That’s how you slice a whore |
| So enjoy today |
| 'Cause you will get caught |
| But that’s A-Ok |
| 'Cause now the whore is gone |
| That’s how you slice a whore |
| That’s how you slice a whore |
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