Lyrics Dr. Kitch - Lord Kitchener

Dr. Kitch

I am not a qualified physician
And I don’t want to give this injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I don’t want to give this injection
Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insist I should give her this needle
But, darling, one thing I want you know
Don’t blame me for where the needle go
I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
Dr Kitch, you’re terrible
I can’t stand the size of your needle
She lied on in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said Darling can’t you be steady
I’m going to have it done very shortly
She said Dr Kitch I am sorry
But the size of the needle frighten me
I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
Dr Kitch, it’s terrible
I can’t stand the size of your needle
She still wouldn’t lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And I went on giving the injection
She screamed Doctor stop!
I can’t stand the pain!
I don’t think you’re inside the right vain
I said It’s your own fault you wouldn’t be told
The needle must be stick in the wrong hole
I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
Dr Kitch, it’s terrible
I can’t stand the size of your needle
I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vain
The needle just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to clinch
Suddenly she ???
Doc I can feel the penicillin going in
I said You little fool what you do
You talk until the needle breaking you
I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
Dr Kitch, it’s terrible