Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song My Old Man's a Dustman, artist - Lonnie Donegan.
Date of issue: 14.05.2023
Song language: English
My Old Man's a Dustman |
Now here’s a little story |
To tell it is a must |
About an unsung hero |
That moves away your dust |
Some people make a fortune |
Others earn a mint |
My old man don’t earn much |
In fact he’s flippin' skint |
Oh, my old man’s a dustman |
He wears a dustman’s hat |
He wears cor-blimey trousers |
And he lives in a council flat |
He looks a proper nana |
In his great big hobnail boots |
He’s got such a job to pull them up That he calls 'em daisy roots |
Some folks give tips at Christmas |
And some of them forget |
So when he picks their bins up He spills some on the step |
Now one old man got nasty |
And to the council wrote |
Next time my old man went 'round there |
He punched him up the throat |
Oh my old man’s a dustman |
He wears a dustman’s hat |
He wears cor-blimey trousers |
And he lives in a council flat |
Lonnie: I say, I say, Les. |
Les: Yes? |
Lonnie: I, er, I found a police dog in my dustbin |
Les: Well how do you do know he’s a police dog? |
Lonnie: He had a policeman with him |
Though my old man’s a dustman |
He’s got an 'eart of gold |
He got married recently |
Though he’s eighty-six years old |
We said «'Ere, hang on, Dad, |
You’re getting past your prime» |
He said «Well, when you get to my age |
It helps to pass the time.» |
Oi! |
My old man’s a dustman |
He wears a dustman’s hat |
He wears cor-blimey trousers |
And he lives in a council flat |
Lonnie: I say, I say, I say! |
Les: Huh? |
Lonnie: My dustbin’s full of lilies. |
Les: Well throw 'em away then! |
Lonnie: I can’t: Lily’s wearing them. |
Now one day whilst in a hurry |
He missed a lady’s bin |
He hadn’t gone but a few yards |
When she chased after him |
«What game do you think you’re playing?» |
She cried right from the 'eart |
«You've missed me, am I too late?» |
«No, jump up on the cart!» |
Oi! |
My old man’s a dustman |
He wears a dustman’s hat |
He wears cor-blimey trousers |
And he lives in a council flat |
Lonnie: I say, I say, I say! |
Les: Not you again! |
Lonnie: My dustbin’s absolutely full with toadstools. |
Les: How do you know it’s full? |
Lonnie: 'Cause there’s not mushroom inside. |
He found a tiger’s head one day |
Nailed to a piece of wood |
The tiger looked like miserable |
But I suppose he should |
Just then from out a window |
A voice began to wail |
It said «Oi! |
Where’s me tiger’s head?» |
«Four foot from his tail.» |
Oh my old man’s a dustman |
He wears a dustman’s hat |
He wears cor-blimey trousers |
And he lives in a council flat |
Next time you see a dustman |
Looking all pale and sad |
Don’t kick him in the dustbin |
It might be my old dad |