| Who’s got the stuff that made the Wild West wild?
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| Who pleases ev’ry woman, man and child?
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| Who does his best to give the customers a thrill?
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| -Who?
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| Colonel Buff’lo Bill
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| Who’s got the show that gets the most applause?
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| Five hundred Indians and fifty squaws
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| Ten feature acts and there’s the special feature still
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| -Who?
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| Colonel Buff’lo Bill
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| Did you ever see a cowboy rope a steer?
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| -No, we haven’t
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| Or an Indian with feathers throw a spear?
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| -No, we haven’t
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| Or a marksman shoot an earring from an ear?
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| -No, we haven’t
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| Did you ever see a hold up?
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| -No, sir
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| Then gather closer
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| And let me give you some of the atmosphere
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| The hour is midnight and all is still
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| We see the stagecoach climbing up a hill
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| Going along a mountain trail
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| Carrying passengers and mail
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| Never suspecting danger as they roll along
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| The watchful driver is in his seat
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| His trusty rifle lying at his feet
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| Some of the passengers inside
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| Seem to be dozing as they ride
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| Never suspecting there is something really wrong
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| Suddenly there’s a shout
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| -What is it all about?
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| What is it all about you ask? |
| It’s Indians
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| -Indians!
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| Indians
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| -Indians!
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| Very notable, cut your throat-able Indians
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| -Indians!
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| Just when they’ve taken ev’ryone by force
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| Who makes an entrance on a big white horse?
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| Who starts a-shootin' till there’s no one left to kill?
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| -Gen'ral Grant?
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| No! |
| Colonel Buff’lo Bill!
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| -Certainly this is quite a thrill, better than all the vaudeville
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| -Let us be on the go and see the show with Buff’lo Bill |