| This motherfucker better pick up the God damn phone this time, Jesus Christ
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| Thank you for calling Rattpack Industries…
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| Yes, hello…
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| Where we don’t fuck with anybody (Fuck)
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| Somebody will be with you momentarily
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| Jesus man, seriously, Jesus bro, the fuck, bro?
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| Current wait time is 1 minute
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| Fuck man, these motherfuckers better not have me waiting all God damn day in
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| here, Jesus
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| While you wait, please listen to a word from our sponsors
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| You know, it’s crazy 'cause it’s two types of motherfuckers
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| It’s one motherfucker talking about
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| «Oh Logic’s so slept on, he’s so low key»
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| Knowing damn well this motherfucker did 135K first week
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| First fucking week
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| Then it’s other motherfuckers talking about
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| «Oh Logic’s blowing up, he getting so big now»
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| «I don’t want him to blow up on me»
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| «Oh Logic’s changing»
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| 'Cause he made a turnt ass mixtape
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| We’re gonna be bumping this shit the whole summer, the fuck?
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| Current wait time, is 36 minutes
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| 36 minutes?!
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| It was just a min-, it was just one minute
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| What the fuck?!
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| And do y’all not listen to lyrics?
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| He’s makin' a whole other concept album
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| That’s fucking insane
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| This man dropped a project every year, for six years
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| I mean, I’m not complainin' or no but
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| Current wait time is 1 hour 40 minutes
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| What? |
| One hou-? |
| What? |
| What the f-?
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| This, this is, this is gotta be hands down the fucking worst customer service
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| of all time, you can just…
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| This man made a No. 1 album (What?)
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| Made a mixtape after (My God)
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| And then he’s making another concept album (This is fuckin' bullshit)
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| Like his first shit didn’t already go No. 1 (Nobody cares)
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| This motherfuckers' on a roll (Nobody cares)
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| This motherfuckers like butter, he’s on a roll, motherfucker
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| Current wait time (Okay God, thank God) is 16 hours
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| What the f-? |
| What?
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| WHAT THE FUCK?!
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| And it’s peace, love and positivity
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| Logic is the only rap concert you can go to and not get shot in the face
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| Like, this motherfucker actually loves his fans
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| You name it: Youtube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's
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| This motherfucker does it all
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| You name it, he does it, the fuck?
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| What fuckin' rapper does that?
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| Current wait time (okay) is…
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| Go, fuck yourself
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| G-Go fuck
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| And this motherfucker could solve (WHAT?) seven rubix cubes in a minute?
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| (Nobody)
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| Who the fuck do you know can do that? |
| (This is ridiculous)
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| No one is available at this time
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| WHAT?! |
| I’m gonna let this motherfucker have it!
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| Please leave a message after the tone…
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| Oh, hey, hi, Logic, hey, how’s it goin'?
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| My name’s Mar- Ric- Uhh, my name’s Randy Mardoff
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| Definitely, uh, never spoken before
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| I was just calling to say, uh
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| I just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of suc- lots of suc- lots of success and
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| uhm
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| Maybe sometime we can have some lunch, uh, I don’t know if this is a direct
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| line to you
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| But yeah, once again this is, uhm, uhm
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| Randy Mardoff
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| Never spoken before
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| You can call me back, at any time
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| M-kay
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| Bye bye
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| Oh shit…
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| Fuck…
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| I didn’t leave my number
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| I gotta fuckin' call back and deal with this shit again |