Lyrics Batman vs Superman the Musical - Logan Hugueny-Clark

Batman vs Superman the Musical

Batman, whoever you are,
Don’t be hating on the Steel Man 'cause I’m a shining star.
Didn’t mean to 9/11 your building last week,
Sorry friends & folks died, but not my fault they’re weak.
And so Batman, I’m Superman, it’s nice to meet you,
Please understand, or else I’ll… I’ll turn you into bat stew.
(Batman)
Traveled from Gotham to Metropolis to file a lawsuit,
Against Clark, kick him in the scrote with a kryptonite boot.
Does he bleed?
Does he have a period?
I wouldn’t be surprised,
'Cause he’s such a little bitch with his gay red glowing eyes.
I like fish tacos, wanna bite of Wonder Woman’s snatch,
Got them booze induced nightmares, the meaning I cannot catch.
Lex Luthor knows what’s up, to my hatred he relates,
Towards Superman’s celeb status, let us seal his fate.
(Superman)
Batman, whoever you are,
Don’t be hating on the Steel Man 'cause I’m a shining star.
Didn’t mean to 9/11 your building last week,
Sorry friends & folks died, but not my fault they’re weak.
And so Batman, I’m Superman, it’s nice to meet you,
Please understand, or else I’ll… I’ll make you into bat stew.
(Batman)
Let’s kidnap Superman’s peeps to try to get his attention,
I fight Superman like a superhero intervention.
But our moms have the same name, so we make up, now friends,
We’ll take on Luthor & Doomsday & their super villain trends.
Pussies…
(Superman)
Lois Lane almost drowns out of my sight, trying to retrieve kryptonite.
Zod’s body comes back to form Doomsday, things get even worse today.
Wonder Woman shows up to the final fight, throws down with Batman trying to
make things right.
Buys me the opportunity to save the day with Bat’s kryptonite…
Batman, whoever you are,
Don’t be hating on the Steel Man 'cause I’m a shining star.
Didn’t mean to 9/11 your building last week,
Sorry friends & folks died, but not my fault they’re weak.
And so Batman, I’m Superman, I want redemption,
I’ll prove myself, by sacri… by sacrificing my health.