
Date of issue: 21.07.1987
Record label: DEF JAM
Song language: English
The Bristol Hotel |
I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt |
You give her twenty dollars and you can do work |
She’ll take food stamps and a traveller’s cheque |
Because her hair and her face and her life’s a wreck |
She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps |
She’s down in the dumps so she’s sellin’her rump |
She’s a hot little momma and she works every day |
If you wanna pay to play, here’s where she stays |
She’s at the… |
(Bristol Hotel) Room 515 |
(The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? |
(Jamaica, Queens!) |
I seen her standin’there, slutty as could be Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee |
Every red light she’ll come over to your ride |
Or she’s standin’in the doorway tellin’you to come inside |
The Bristol Hotel, cos it ain’t no thing |
And her meat tastes better than Burger King |
Japanese executives in three-piece suits |
Glasses all foggy when they come in the place |
The girlies in the Bristol, they’re all in cahoots |
He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the… |
Repeat chorus |
Party people check the story cos the story is ill |
It’s the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill |
They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night |
Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight |
The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool |
Never ever rush, that’s the golden rule |
I been comin’to the Bristol’s ten years of my life |
A-yo, what the hell? |
Yo, man that’s my wife! |
(The…) |
Repeat chorus |
You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind |
And if you know her good enough she won’t make you stand on line |
She’ll let you inside, make you pay for the ride |
Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died |
You say What the heck, because you already paid |
Not knowin’that the guy that went before you had AIDS |
Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin' |
Next week you’re at the clinic gettin’blood transfusions |
At the… |
Repeat chorus |
(The Bristol Hotel) (till fade) |
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