| The President woke and he called the Pope
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| The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope
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| P. S. the Lord raised Michaelangelo from the dead
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| So he can make a fresh painting of my head
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| Then I hung out with a king and a queen
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| And the queen put me down with her polo team
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| The way I scored points all around the clock
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| I had her daughter, the princess ridin my jock
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| I knocked the freak off like a crazy retard
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| Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards
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| The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades
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| Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fade
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| Then I played cards with the queen of clubs
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| The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love
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| As for the queen of diamonds, she don’t like men
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| Because you know that a diamond is a girl’s best friend
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| The double-trouble spade was named the deuce
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| And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the news
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| There was 52 cards, and I met everyone
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| That story is over, but my rhyme ain’t done
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| Then I took a trip to the center of the earth
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| I was kinda scared, so E-Love went first
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| I met these funny little people, they called em skeezers
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| So I held on to my wallet like Ebeneezer
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| Tight leather pants that’ll make you grunt
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| Two nice soft things right up front
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| The center of the earth ain’t got no crime
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| Just people bodyrockin to the L.L. rhyme
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| If you’re kinda confused to what a skeezer is It’s just a girl who’s on my jock cause I’m in showbiz
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| There was a whole lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone
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| That story is over, but my rhyme ain’t done
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| Woke up late one afternoon
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| Realized I was in the world of cartoons
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| He-Man told me he’d beat me up Because he thought that I looked like Donald Duck
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| Then I hung out with Spiderman
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| He told me he was gonna start a comic strip band
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| The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the drums
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| Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum
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| Snoopy tried to rock on the microphone
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| But Tom &Jerry both said he should leave it alone
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| Then I hung out with Mickey Mouse
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| He had two freaks, so we went to his house
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| Mickey’s freak was ugly, but mine was def
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| So I knocked it off until there wasn’t none left
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| They were cartoon characters, I met everyone
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| That story is over, but my rhyme ain’t done
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| Since I’m a good friend of father time
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| I’m not gettin older as I say this rhyme
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| I was warmin the stove at the Alamo
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| Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show
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| I was down with George at the Delaware
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| But I wore a Kangol, not the fake white hair
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| Me and E-Love met Sitting Bull
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| We made a peace pipe, then we took a pull
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| Then he brought more leaves from a golden chest
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| You thought it was tabacco — the shit was cess
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| There was a lotta great men, and I met everyone
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| That story is over, but my rhyme ain’t done
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| 11:33, I swear it’s no sooner
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| I went inside my TV, I met _The Honeymooners_
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| Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes
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| But I had my eyes on Alice’s behind
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| Norton came down right about that time
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| Lookin in the frigde, so he could swine and dine
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| Then I said to myself, I should give em a taste
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| So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcase
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| Said, it ain’t Bob Hope or Barry Manilow
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| Then I borrowed Norton’s hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
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| Ralph said, I got a scheme, let me get to it Norton, my pal, I said, Yo, don’t even do it They were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone
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| That story is over, but my rhyme ain’t done
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| Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note like a harp
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| Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my part
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| In a bedroom with leg room I’m strong like a monsoon
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| Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon
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| Stopped at the isle that’s Mali, cause we got ill
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| Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill
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| I searched for other ways, made love in caves
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| And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives raise
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| Now I’m gonna tell you what all this means
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| >From Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens
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| There’s a lyrical technician who came to play
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| Number one b-boy L.L. COOL J All of this is just a story that I made up Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator’s cuts
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| Some of it’s fiction, and some of it’s fact
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| Not another common rap with a heavy drum track
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| A whole lotta rhymes, and I wrote everyone
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| That story is over, and my rhyme IS DONE
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| HUH! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song My Rhyme Ain't Done , by - LL COOL J. Song from the album Bigger And Deffer, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп