Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mr. Good Bar, artist - LL COOL J.
Date of issue: 26.08.1990
Song language: English
Mr. Good Bar |
Nah y’all nah y’all uh-uh |
I ain’t disrespectin' though |
I’m just sayin' it happen to me |
It can happen to him |
How you doin'? |
What’s your name? |
Uh, mmm, haha |
Oh you’re his girl |
Hello, my name is Mr. Goodbar |
I’m came to offer champagne |
Later on maybe I’ll tell you my real name |
But for now sip your drink and be merry |
And be a nice girl and save me a cherry |
Me, I’ll have a Kaluha and milk |
Cause champagne always stains my silk |
You got a man? |
That’s somethin' we will talk about |
He’s smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out |
I like your Fendi bag, your alligator shoes |
Your hairstyle and your whole point of view |
The way you lick your lips and stare |
You tell me that’s a habit hmmm yeah |
Honey-coated legs with not one scar |
The stylish wardrobe is up to par |
Here’s my number, call me in my car |
You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar |
So how long you been talkin' to him… word? |
Nah he’s cool with me, he’s cool with me |
Oh, he loves you? |
Honey, open up a bottle of brandy |
Better yet, have a piece of Cool J candy |
And sweat the man with the master-disaster |
Break-ya-like-plaster-plan and |
The cards on the table and the deal is dealt |
(Uh) I’m in the mood for a tuna melt |
And I can’t make you, I sure wouldn’t rape you |
Feelin' kinda mellow and I sure would hate to |
Leave the job half-done (Nah!) |
'Cause at a time like this you’re the one that I’m lookin' for |
Crawlin' on the floor |
(WOOF!) I’m comin' back for more |
If the Mona Lisa’s name was Teresa |
I’d get a piece o' the Mona Lisa, then smoke a cigar |
You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar |
Yeah, so you be callin' on the request line… hahahaha |
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
Oh he’s my man, word, him too |
Yeah I like Bobby Brown |
Tellin' you he’s cool but… |
Don’t be cruel 'cause you’ll be on your own |
It’s my prerogative and my microphone |
Come and get this ice-cream cone |
Or I’ll deliver it when your daddy ain’t home |
Grown and healthy, that’s how I like 'em |
Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs |
Mmm, Mr. Goodbar style |
You haven’t met a guy like me in a while |
I jump out a cake, dance, play, shake |
I ain’t got no Body by Jake |
Smooth as White star Extra Dry Moët Chandon |
And I’ll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon |
YaknowhatI’msayin'? |
I’m Mr. Goodbar (Goodbar) yeah |
So you know next time, uh, your man is out |
Check the lobby |
Nah, nah he’s cool |
Who, my girl? |
Oh I don’t know your man might be with her (uh) |
YaknowhatI’msayin'? |
But I’m with you |
Yeah Mr. Goodbar baby, uh |
May I say… may I say |
That outfit you got on… is slammin' |
Juicy lips, so honey coated hmmm |
Yo he never says that to you? |
He never gives you compliments? |
Yo he be givin' you flowers baby |
And tellin' you how much he cares for you? |
Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection? |
I didn’t think so… |