![1-900 L.L. Cool J - LL COOL J](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284751303753925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 31.12.1988
Record label: The Island Def Jam
Song language: English
1-900 L.L. Cool J |
Yo. |
«Hello 1−900-LL Cool J?» |
Yeah whassup? |
«Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?» |
Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey |
I motivate, accelerate |
Devastate, and dominate |
I don’t smoke crack so I won’t lose weight |
Give me the and the money and the mic and I’m straight |
Go to a restaurant, give me steak |
Then cook my chicken with Shake’n’Bake |
I leave all the preachin to Reverand Flake |
How much money can one black man make? |
Huh |
I’m what’s known as a true dynamiter |
I write rhymes fast without a typewriter |
Go with the flow, but no, I’m not a biter |
Can’t compare a cock-a-roach and a spider |
Hell, you might as well get a glass of punch |
Cause you’re bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huh |
And bitin my rhymes ain’t slick |
I got your gold teeth marks all over my dick |
Complications and aggravation |
An unnecessary-sation |
I’m like Sunkist, good vibrations |
Your al-blum, sounds like a compilation |
Cool out, grab a seat and listen. |
Cause I’mma start dismissin |
Sucker MC’s who’s out there frontin |
Talkin all that yang, yo you smokin somethin |
Shoulda treated me royal, yo he wasn’t loyal |
Now it’s all about chaos and turmoil |
Gimme that microphone |
I’mma show you the real meaning of the danger zone |
Yo. |
«Hello is this 1−900-LL Cool J?» |
Yeah whassup? |
«Can you tell me what you do when you’re coolin out?» |
Yo check this out |
Now when I’m coolin out, no time for a granny |
Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties |
«Can LL screw?» |
Man, can he! |
I tell you what, give up the fanny |
Cause on a bedroom tune, J’s swift |
Not too big, but nothin to play with |
In addition, you on a mission |
You need to audition for another position |
Doin damage is a crew tradition |
Name your next al-blum intermission |
You’re full of preservatives -- plus |
You’re too conservative |
I’m full of flair, savoir faire, debonairre |
There’s no competition for this here |
So don’t waste your time and breath |
I’m givin you all a big F |
MC’s I envelop |
As the song goes on, the rhyme develops |
I’m asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic |
You don’t want no static |
Anyway, I ain’t havin it |
When I see the microphone -- I’m grabbin it |
Plug it in and take charge |
LL XL, Xtra-Large |
KnowhatI’msayin? |
Peace |
Hello? |
Hello whassup girl? |
How you doin girl? |
I been tryin to call you all day |
Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin some mo' HYPED up rhymes to me |
Word, I spoke to him today too — them rhymes WAS pumpin |
Well not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is here |
Alright |
See-ya |
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