| Yo. |
| «Hello 1−900-LL Cool J?»
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| Yeah whassup? |
| «Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?»
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| Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey
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| I motivate, accelerate
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| Devastate, and dominate
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| I don’t smoke crack so I won’t lose weight
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| Give me the and the money and the mic and I’m straight
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| Go to a restaurant, give me steak
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| Then cook my chicken with Shake’n’Bake
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| I leave all the preachin to Reverand Flake
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| How much money can one black man make? |
| Huh
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| I’m what’s known as a true dynamiter
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| I write rhymes fast without a typewriter
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| Go with the flow, but no, I’m not a biter
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| Can’t compare a cock-a-roach and a spider
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| Hell, you might as well get a glass of punch
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| Cause you’re bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huh
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| And bitin my rhymes ain’t slick
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| I got your gold teeth marks all over my dick
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| Complications and aggravation
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| An unnecessary-sation
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| I’m like Sunkist, good vibrations
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| Your al-blum, sounds like a compilation
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| Cool out, grab a seat and listen.
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| Cause I’mma start dismissin
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| Sucker MC’s who’s out there frontin
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| Talkin all that yang, yo you smokin somethin
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| Shoulda treated me royal, yo he wasn’t loyal
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| Now it’s all about chaos and turmoil
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| Gimme that microphone
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| I’mma show you the real meaning of the danger zone
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| Yo. |
| «Hello is this 1−900-LL Cool J?»
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| Yeah whassup? |
| «Can you tell me what you do when you’re coolin out?»
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| Yo check this out
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| Now when I’m coolin out, no time for a granny
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| Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties
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| «Can LL screw?» |
| Man, can he!
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| I tell you what, give up the fanny
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| Cause on a bedroom tune, J’s swift
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| Not too big, but nothin to play with
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| In addition, you on a mission
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| You need to audition for another position
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| Doin damage is a crew tradition
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| Name your next al-blum intermission
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| You’re full of preservatives -- plus
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| You’re too conservative
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| I’m full of flair, savoir faire, debonairre
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| There’s no competition for this here
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| So don’t waste your time and breath
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| I’m givin you all a big F
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| MC’s I envelop
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| As the song goes on, the rhyme develops
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| I’m asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic
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| You don’t want no static
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| Anyway, I ain’t havin it
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| When I see the microphone -- I’m grabbin it
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| Plug it in and take charge
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| LL XL, Xtra-Large
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| KnowhatI’msayin? |
| Peace
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| Hello?
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| Hello whassup girl?
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| How you doin girl? |
| I been tryin to call you all day
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| Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin some mo' HYPED up rhymes to me
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| Word, I spoke to him today too — them rhymes WAS pumpin
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| Well not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is here
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| Alright
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| See-ya |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song 1-900 L.L. Cool J , by - LL COOL J. Song from the album Walking With A Panther, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп