Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song 1-900 L.L. Cool J, artist - LL COOL J. Album song Walking With A Panther, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопDate of issue: 31.12.1988
Record label: The Island Def Jam
Song language: English
1-900 L.L. Cool J |
| Yo. |
| «Hello 1−900-LL Cool J?» |
| Yeah whassup? |
| «Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?» |
| Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey |
| I motivate, accelerate |
| Devastate, and dominate |
| I don’t smoke crack so I won’t lose weight |
| Give me the and the money and the mic and I’m straight |
| Go to a restaurant, give me steak |
| Then cook my chicken with Shake’n’Bake |
| I leave all the preachin to Reverand Flake |
| How much money can one black man make? |
| Huh |
| I’m what’s known as a true dynamiter |
| I write rhymes fast without a typewriter |
| Go with the flow, but no, I’m not a biter |
| Can’t compare a cock-a-roach and a spider |
| Hell, you might as well get a glass of punch |
| Cause you’re bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huh |
| And bitin my rhymes ain’t slick |
| I got your gold teeth marks all over my dick |
| Complications and aggravation |
| An unnecessary-sation |
| I’m like Sunkist, good vibrations |
| Your al-blum, sounds like a compilation |
| Cool out, grab a seat and listen. |
| Cause I’mma start dismissin |
| Sucker MC’s who’s out there frontin |
| Talkin all that yang, yo you smokin somethin |
| Shoulda treated me royal, yo he wasn’t loyal |
| Now it’s all about chaos and turmoil |
| Gimme that microphone |
| I’mma show you the real meaning of the danger zone |
| Yo. |
| «Hello is this 1−900-LL Cool J?» |
| Yeah whassup? |
| «Can you tell me what you do when you’re coolin out?» |
| Yo check this out |
| Now when I’m coolin out, no time for a granny |
| Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties |
| «Can LL screw?» |
| Man, can he! |
| I tell you what, give up the fanny |
| Cause on a bedroom tune, J’s swift |
| Not too big, but nothin to play with |
| In addition, you on a mission |
| You need to audition for another position |
| Doin damage is a crew tradition |
| Name your next al-blum intermission |
| You’re full of preservatives -- plus |
| You’re too conservative |
| I’m full of flair, savoir faire, debonairre |
| There’s no competition for this here |
| So don’t waste your time and breath |
| I’m givin you all a big F |
| MC’s I envelop |
| As the song goes on, the rhyme develops |
| I’m asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic |
| You don’t want no static |
| Anyway, I ain’t havin it |
| When I see the microphone -- I’m grabbin it |
| Plug it in and take charge |
| LL XL, Xtra-Large |
| KnowhatI’msayin? |
| Peace |
| Hello? |
| Hello whassup girl? |
| How you doin girl? |
| I been tryin to call you all day |
| Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin some mo' HYPED up rhymes to me |
| Word, I spoke to him today too — them rhymes WAS pumpin |
| Well not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is here |
| Alright |
| See-ya |