| There’s Bourbon in the bathtub, eyelashes in the sink
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| I’m trying not to throw up on my thrift store mink
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| There’s someone on my pillow who says he works on tech
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| I beat him at Nintendo, who knows what happens next
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| I know, I know, I know, I know
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| This is looking like a shit show
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| And I’m not gonna try to say
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| That it isn’t what it is though
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| Don’t cry about it, baby
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| Don’t be so uptight
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| And I defense it all
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| Looked so damn glamorous last night
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| Where is my purse?
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| Who’s this person in my phone?
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| I’m pretty sure
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| I’m the worst at self-control
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| Sometimes it hurts
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| Living so rock 'n' roll
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| But it could be worse
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| I could be responsible
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| I should be with Amy 'cause she’s just so adult
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| She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn’t full
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| And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess
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| She’d probably come and get me, but I don’t know the address
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| And I know, I know, I know, I know
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| This is looking like a shit show
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| And I’m not gonna try to say
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| That it isn’t what it is though
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| Don’t cry about it, baby
|
| Don’t be so uptight
|
| And I defense it all
|
| Looked so damn glamorous last night
|
| Where is my purse?
|
| Who’s this person in my phone?
|
| I’m pretty sure
|
| I’m the worst at self-control
|
| Sometimes it hurts
|
| Living so rock 'n' roll
|
| But it could be worse
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| I could be responsible
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| Sir, that ticket
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| I swear it’s in the mail
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| But if not, how will I send it
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| If you take me to jail?
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| And I know, I know, I know, I know
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| This is looking like a shit show
|
| And I’m not gonna try to say
|
| That it isn’t what it is though
|
| Don’t cry about it, baby
|
| Don’t be so uptight
|
| And I defense it all
|
| Looked so damn glamorous last night
|
| Where is my purse?
|
| Who’s this person in my phone?
|
| I’m pretty sure
|
| I’m the worst at self-control
|
| Sometimes it hurts
|
| Living so rock 'n' roll
|
| But it could be worse
|
| I could be responsible
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| I, I, I, I could be responsible
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| I, I, I, I could be responsible
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| I, I, I, I could be responsible
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| I, I, I, I could be responsible |