| Self-preservation is the first law of nature
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| Abide by the rules of the one who made you
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| The good Lord help those who help themselves
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| Look out for number one before you help somebody else
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| 'Cause it’s a poor dog
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| Now, it’s a poor dog
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| It’s a poor dog can’t wag his own tail
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| He can’t wag his own tail
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| Now, it’s a mighty poor captain, can’t sell his own ship
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| And it’s a poor, poor actor, can’t read his own script
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| It’s a poor foundation, can’t hold up a house
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| Now, it’s a mighty poor cat, can’t even catch a mouse
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| 'Cause it’s a poor dog
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| It’s a poor dog
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| It’s a poor dog can’t wag his own tail
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| He can’t wag his own tail
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| Now, a chain is no stronger than its weakest link, oh yeah
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| Now, a man ain’t no stronger than he really really thinks
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| From little acorns, a big tree grows
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| And it’s a mighty mighty poor rooster that can’t even crow
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| 'Cause it’s a poor dog
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| It’s a poor dog
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| It’s a poor dog can’t wag his own tail
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| He can’t wag his own tail
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| Now, a poor dog, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| It’s a poor dog
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| It’s a poor dog
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| Woo, a poor dog, hey
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| Always tend to somebody else’s business
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| And he’s always mindin' somebody’s business
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| Listenin' and barkin'
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| I can hear him howlin'
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| He’s a poor dog, woo-hoo, yeah |