Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song 28 Butts, artist - Little Jackie. Date of issue: 31.12.2007
Song language: English
28 Butts |
| It’s a typical day in the universe |
| Another MC spits a puny verse |
| I try to get through my day without sayin' a curse |
| Because I curse too much and such and such |
| I try to improve my vocabulary |
| I try to cut out eatin' meat and dairy |
| I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy |
| 'Cause I lost my innocence |
| I’m young and dumb and old and wise at the same time |
| 'Cause I know Jesus was a rock star |
| And it was Elvis who turned water into wine (water into wine) |
| I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in a zoo, I wanna own a llama |
| I want less drama in my life |
| I think I really wanna be a happy housewife |
| I got 28 butts in the ashtray |
| I gotta pace myself, I’m smokin' like a chimney |
| Another bottle of whiskey has been emptied |
| I know you wouldn’t put it past me |
| I really know how to party, reminisce about the day |
| When I was swiggin' my Bacardi |
| 28 butts in the ashtray because it’s just me |
| Keepin' myself company |
| I think back all the days I was smokin Kerouac |
| It was really kinda like an addiction, non fiction |
| Just readin my days and nights away |
| I used to pray to a funny little fat man |
| Til I found out he was Santa Claus |
| 'Cause Saint Nick never brought shit |
| And there I go cursin' again |
| I’m my only friend and I’m definitely |
| My very worst enemy |
| It kinda triggers a memory |
| Let’s bring it back to '83 |
| When I ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds |
| Suddenly there was a watermelon growin' in my tummy |
| I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up |
| I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine |
| I got 28 butts in the ashtray |
| I gotta pace myself, I’m smokin' like a chimney |
| Another bottle of whiskey has been emptied |
| I know you wouldn’t put it past me |
| I really know how to party, reminisce about the day |
| When I was swiggin' my Bacardi |
| 28 butts in the ashtray because it’s just me |
| Keepin' myself company |
| Hey mama, are you proud of me? |
| I applied for a job at MickeyD’s |
| I gotta do somethin with my life |
| Because my idle time is eatin' me like |
| I’m a super sized french fry |
| Drenched in ketchup, fry another batch up |
| But I know I taste better than that |
| Like they used to taste before they outlawed trans fat |
| I got 28 butts in the ashtray |
| I gotta pace myself, I’m smokin' like a chimney |
| Another bottle of whiskey has been emptied |
| I know you wouldn’t put it past me |
| I really know how to party, reminisce about the day |
| When I was swiggin' my Bacardi |
| 28 butts in the ashtray because it’s just me |
| Keepin' myself company |