| My friend named Jack
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| He’s got my back
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| He always seems to know right where I’m at
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| My friend Jose
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| He likes to play
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| He’s always up for anything I say
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| Little bit of red, lotta bit of crown
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| Don’t matter what it is
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| I’m gonna drink it down, down, down
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| The wine, the beer, the whiskey
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| Are the only things that fix me
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| I’m not saying it’s a problem
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| I can stop it if I wanna
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| But the wine, the beer, the whiskey
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| They always get me
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| My friend named Gin
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| She’s got some friends
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| I’m talking Brandy, Sherry, and their brother Jim
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| My friend the Captain
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| We call him Morgan
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| He likes to anchor down and hang over 'til mornin'
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| Little bit of red, lotta bit of white
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| Don’t matter what it is
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| It’s gonna make it all alright
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| The wine, the beer, the whiskey
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| Are the only things that fix me
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| I’m not saying it’s a problem
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| I can stop it if I wanna
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| But the wine, the beer, the whiskey
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| They always get me
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| My friend named Tito
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| He’s my amigo
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| I’m gonna follow him around wherever he go
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| The wine, the beer, the whiskey
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| Yeah, I got all my friends here with me
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| I’m not saying it’s a problem
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| I can stop it if I wanna (but who would wanna)
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| When the wine, the beer, the whiskey
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| They always get me
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| They always get me
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| They always get me
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| Yeah, they always get me |