| If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me
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| Got Mike
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| He’s got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
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| Foes that wanna make sure his casket’s closed
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| Rap critics that say he’s «Money Cash Hoes»
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| He’s from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
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| If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
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| You’d celebrate the minute you was havin doe
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| So fuck critics you can kiss our whole asshole
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| If you don’t like my lyrics you can press fast forward
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| Got beef with radio if we don’t play they show
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| They don’t play out hits well we don’t give a shit SO
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| All these mags try and use our ass
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| So advertisers can give em more cash for ads… fuckers
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| I don’t know what you take us as
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| or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
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| I’m from rags to ritches nigga we ain’t dumb
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me
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| 99 Problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
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| In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
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| I got two choices yall pull over the car or
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| Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
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| Now i ain’t tryin to see no highway chase with Jay
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| Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
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| So i… pull over to the side of the road
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| And i heard «Son do you know why i’m stoppin you for?»
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| Cause i’m young and i’m black and my hats real low
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| Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don’t know
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| Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
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| «Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four»
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| «Liscense and regestration and step out of the car»
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| «Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are»
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| I ain’t steppin out of shit all my papers legit
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| «Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?»
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| Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
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| And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
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| «Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?»
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| «Or somebody important or somethin?»
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| Nah i ain’t pass the bar but i know a little bit
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| Enough that you won’t illegally search my shit
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| «Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come»
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me
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| 99 Problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me99 Problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me
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| 99 Problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Now once upon a time not too long ago
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| A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
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| This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
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| But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
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| I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
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| Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
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| You know the type loud as a motor bike
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| But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
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| The only thing that’s gonna happen is i’mma get to clappin
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| He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
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| And there i go traped in the kit kat again
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| Back through the system with the riff raff again
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| Fiends on the floor scratchin again
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| Paparatzi’s with they cameras snappin them
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| D.A. |
| tred to give the nigga the shaft again
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| Half-a-mil for bail cause i’m African
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| All because ths fool was horrasin them
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| Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
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| But ain’t nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun
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| I got 99 problems but this bitch ain’t one
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| 99 Problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me
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| 99 Problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me
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| shut up when I’m talking to you
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| shut up, shut up, shut up
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| shut up when I’m talking to you
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| shut up, shut up, shut up
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| I’m about to BREAK
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| Everything you say to me
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me
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| I need a little room to breathe
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me
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| Everything you say to me
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| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
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| Hit me
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| I need a little room to breathe
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| I got 99 problems
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| And I’m about to
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| Break |