| Sittin' in a sleazy snack bar sucking,
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| Sickly sausage rolls.
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| Slippin' down slowly, slippin' down sideways,
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| Think I’ll sign off the dole.
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| Chorus:
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| 'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine.
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| The fog on the Tyne is all mine.
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| The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine.
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| The fog on the Tyne is all mine.
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| Could a copper catch a crooked copper maker,
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| could a copper comprehend.
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| That a crooked copper maker’s,
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| Just an undertaker,
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| A one it takes to be your friend.
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| (Chorus)
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| Tell it to tomorrow,
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| Today will take its time,
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| To tell you what tonight will bring.
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| Presently we’ll have a pint or too together,
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| Everybody do their thing.
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| (Chorus)
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| We can swing together,
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| We can have a wee wee,
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| We can have a wet on the wall.
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| If someone slips a whisper,
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| That its simple sister,
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| Slap em down and saliver on their smalls.
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| (Chorus to fade) |