| It’s just another saturday night
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| Livin' in the 90's
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| With Mr. almost, not Mr. Right
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| Tell me…
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| Where is the moonlight and
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| Champagne and roses
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| God knows it’s the way love should be…
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| Livin' in the 90's
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| I’ve got you not quite under my skin
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| Sorry, Mr. Porter
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| And when we dance beguines
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| Don’t begin darling
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| You woo me with faxes
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| I shelter your taxes but
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| Is this any way to fall in love?
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| I go to lunch and schmooze with your ex
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| Tense and superficial
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| Too calm and emotional
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| Wrecks brother…
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| Significant other, I feel like your mother and
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| Is this any way to fall in love?
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| My analyst said
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| Girl you better get smart
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| Chivalry’s dead, so think with your head
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| And not with your heart
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| But somewhere deep down inside
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| There’s a feeling that can’t be denied
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| When push comes to shove
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| Tell me what about love?
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| Your lawyer sends me papers to sign
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| Isn’t it romantic?
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| My lawyer warns me I should decline
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| Tell me…
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| Where is the moonlight and
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| Champagne and roses
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| Is this any way to fall in love?
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| My analyst stressed
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| «lady, this could take years»
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| He says I’m depressed from having
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| Supressed
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| My innermost fears
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| And so I pay him too much
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| In an effort at feeling in touch
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| It’s all so complex
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| And it’s all about sex?!
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| When did romance become declasse?
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| Livin' in the 90's
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| When did we make «I love you» passe?
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| Tell me…
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| Where is the moonlight and champagne and
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| Roses, dear
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| Is this any way to fall in love? |