| I like apple pie
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| And you like banoffee
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| We both love shopping for furniture
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| And meeting for coffee
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| We pretend we’re into art galleries
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| 'Cause it makes us feel clever
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| We’re both in our element when we’re on our knees
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| Whatever the weather
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| I could be your fag hag (Fag hag)
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| And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
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| I’ll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
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| When you come out to play (Out to play)
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| I could be your fag hag (Your fag hag)
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| And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
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| I’ll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
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| When you come out to play
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| We don’t give a fuck
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| What people are thinking
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| I know you’ll always look out for me
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| When we go out drinking
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| I can ask you things I can’t ask anyone
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| And you’ll give me direction
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| Apart from me, you’re the only other person I know
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| Who reads the travel section
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| I could be your fag hag (Fag hag)
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| And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
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| I’ll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
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| When you come out to play (Out to play)
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| I could be your fag hag (Your fag hag)
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| And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
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| I’ll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
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| When you come out to play
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| Be my gay
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| I could be your fag hag (Fag hag)
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| And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
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| I’ll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
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| When you come out to play (Out to play)
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| I could be your fag hag (Your fag hag)
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| And you could be my gay (Be my gay)
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| I’ll never make you feel sad (Feel sad)
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| When you come out to play |