| What’s up ese | 
| Nah, last night was the bomb homey | 
| We got tore up ay But I woke up with this big hangover | 
| Lemme tell you, a little story about the cantina | 
| I usually wait til Sunday to have my menudo | 
| But it’s Saturday and I woke up all crudo | 
| I think I had one too many shots of tequila | 
| Mira, I heard I made a toast to mi vida | 
| Left a big tip, mariachis took my grip | 
| And the sad thing about it is I don’t remember shit | 
| Wait a minute, bartender can you pass me a lemon | 
| And a nice cold Tacate, thank you, simon | 
| Anyways, yesterday was the bomb all night long | 
| Getting drunk off my ass, bottoms up on the glass | 
| Presidente and Coke, 1800's no joke | 
| Had me feeling like I never felt before so pour some more | 
| Til I hit the floor or stumble out the door | 
| And if that happens, it’s time to hit the liquor store | 
| Drinkin Tacates, or Cerveza Martina | 
| Taking shots of tequila while I’m la cantina | 
| You can catch me in la cantina getting drunk | 
| La cantina, cuz that’s where we party up La cantina’s mi vida, you know it’s true | 
| La cantina, cantina you know that I love you | 
| I said I wouldn’t drink no more, but this can’t be true | 
| Cuz it’s not even noon and I already had two | 
| Times three, that’s me taking all that I can take | 
| Want me to promise that I won’t drink, but that’s a promise I can’t make | 
| So suffering, hungover from the night before | 
| But the only way to fix it is to drink some more | 
| So did I? | 
| But of course what you think? | 
| I’m sitting at the bar from the beers that I won’t drink | 
| You gotta be kidding me, the buzz is hitting me Got me feeling light-headed | 
| I’m headed to the park with the homey Spark | 
| But they had some besto there tambien | 
| A couple twelve-packs that they jacked | 
| I’m feelin like I can’t win | 
| Everywhere I go there’s alcohol til I fall | 
| It’s 7 o’clock, but will I make it to last call | 
| You vatos gonna be here for a while? | 
| If so I’ll see ya But if not you know where I’ll be homey, at the cantina | 
| Back in the cantina, sippin my cerveza | 
| It’s gonna be the same way as last night holmes, I bet ya Primos and friends from one night to the other end | 
| The wicked wicked wino, is getting drunk again | 
| Stumbling, I’m wasted and it shows | 
| And wouldn’t be suprised if later on I’m throwing blows | 
| Cuz that’s the way it goes, and everybody knows | 
| But I’ll just relax and go with the flow | 
| Bartender I’m ready for another shot and won’t stop until I drop | 
| Or til somebody calls the cops | 
| My primo picks me up off the floor | 
| And said Homey you’re tore up We’re cutting you off, you’re not drinking anymore | 
| Drag me out, up the hill to mi caton | 
| The bar’s a few minutes away but it took me a hour to get home | 
| I’ve learned my leason, rule number one of la cantina | 
| Don’t mix cerveza with tequila | 
| You know every weekend I say I’m never gonna drink again | 
| But I’m always going back to the cantina with mi familia | 
| That’s right, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned | 
| It’s don’t mix cerveza with tequila | 
| I’m warning you |