Lyrics United States of Whatever - Liam Lynch

United States of Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw ki-ki, and she was all like «errrhh»
and I’m like «whatever».
And then this chick comes up to me and she’s like «hey aren’t you that dude?
«and I’m like «yeh whatever».
So later, I’m, I’m at the pool hall and this girl comes up she’s all like «awww»
and I’m like «yeh whatever!».
(Chorus)
Cos' this is my united states of whatever!
And this is my united states of whatever!
And this is my united states of whatever.
And then it’s 3am and I’m on the street corner wearin' my leather,
and this guy comes up and he’s like «hey punk!"and I’m like «yeh whatever!».
Then I’m throwin' dice in the alley and officer Leroy comes up and he’s like «hey i thought i told you…"and I’m like «yeh whatever!».
And then up comes Zaphwer and I’m like «yo Zaphwer what’s up?"and he’s like «nuthin"and I’m like «that's cool».
(Chorus)
Cos' this is my united states of whatever!
And this is my united states of whatever!
And this is my united states of whatever.