| Tim Finnegan lived in Walkin Street
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| A gentle Irishman, mighty odd
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| He’d a beautiful brogue so rich and sweet
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| And to rise in the world he carried a hod
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| You see he’d a sort of the tipp' lin' way
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| With the love of the liquor, poor Tim was born
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| And to help him on with his work each day
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| He’d a drop of the craythur every morn
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| Whack fol the da, now, dance to your partner
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| Welt the floor your trotters shake
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| Wasn’t it the truth I tell you
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| Lots of fun at Finnegan’s wake
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| One mornin' Tim was rather full
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| His head felt heavy, which made him shake
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| He fell from the ladder and he broke his skull
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| And they carried him home his corpse to wake
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| They rolled him up in a nice clean sheet
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| And laid him out upon the bed
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| With a gallon of whiskey at his feet
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| And a barrel of porter at his head
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| His friends assembled at the wake
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| And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch
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| First they brought in tay and cake
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| Then pipes, tobacco and whiskey punch
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| Biddy O’Brien began to cry
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| «Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see?
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| Tim Mavourneen why did you die?»
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| «Arrah hold your gob» said Paddy McGee
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| Then Maggie O’Connor took up the job
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| «O Biddy,» says she «you're wrong I’m sure»
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| Biddy gave her a belt in the gob
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| And left her sprawling on the floor
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| Then the war did soon engage
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| It was woman to woman and man to man
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| Shillelagh law was all the rage
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| And a row and a ruction soon began
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| Then Mickey Maloney raised his head
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| When a bucket of whiskey flew at him
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| It missed and falling on the bed
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| The liquor scattered over Tim
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| Tim revives, see how he rises
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| Timothy rising from the bed
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| Said «Whirl your whiskey around like blazes
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| Thundering Jesus, do you think I’m dead?» |