Lyrics Pete Jackson's Getting Married - Less Than Jake

Pete Jackson's Getting Married

I can see it all right now, his mom and dad so proud of their son
And his newfound wife
And I wonder if after all these years, will his dad still give him a pep talk
Before his wedding night?
I can smell his cousin’s polo
Mixed with his grandpa’s old spice
The Swedish meatballs look so tempting
That his two fat aunts might even fight
Yeah, his uncle’s have all gone drinking
Highballs and Hamms Light in the parking lot
And the rest of his relatives are busy
Just tearing up the Manville Elks' Lodge
I can smell his cousin’s polo
Mixed with his grandpa’s old spice
The mashed potatoes look so tasty
That his two fat aunts might even…
And on that day, what else could I say?
I’d say heres to you staying drunk
Here’s to all your good luck
You’re gonna need it