
Date of issue: 11.01.2010
Song language: English
Tight Pants / Body Rolls |
I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath |
When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants |
I want to own them |
But can you even dance in those pants? |
«Watch me, woman!» |
They made him move like a vessel of shimmy |
All sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty |
I need to get some! |
Put my body in them! |
Then I will rule the land! |
Is that an Angel Baby? |
No! |
That’s his dance moves! |
Yes! |
Watch my lady honey grooves! |
Feed me lots of Jamba Juice! |
Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young |
No, no, no My legs in those pants, a dream! |
When I would move, I’d scream: |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
High kicks! |
High kicks! |
This is how we do it! |
Yes! |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
High kicks! |
High kicks! |
This is how we do it! |
Yes! |
I begged that boy to make me some |
Gotta dance like that where I come from |
Grab a partner, form a line |
Cut and stitch and make 'em shine |
Work that elastic, it’s looking fantastic |
P-p-please stitch 'em pretty 'cause my body can’t handle that |
It’s just the power of the lycra |
Tickles my tigra |
Let me get inside of them and stretch, stretch, stretch! |
And tell yourself you’re a vessel of shimmy |
And activate your dance floor kitty |
When I place my legs in a cage of spandex |
I dance like hell to release the madness |
Watch my feet pound holes in plywood |
Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
High kicks! |
High kicks! |
This is how we do it! |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
High kicks! |
High kicks! |
This is how we do it! |
'Twas the last stitch on the final seam |
He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivered and screamed |
I know I needed them more than ever |
But then he looked at my legs and said, «Never!» |
I was already wearing tight pants |
I just did not activate them! |
Wow! |
(body) |
Body roll, body roll |
High kick, high kick |
(roll) |
This is how we do it |
Watch yourself |
Break it down, break it down |
(body) |
Body roll, body roll |
High kick, high kick |
(roll) |
Activate |
Engage |
I’m a dance floor tiger lady |
Pumping everything she has |
Touching every single lad |
Rubbing every lady gland |
Work that dance floor |
They may vote you mayor jazz |
One day have a plaque that says: |
«She wore the tightest of pants» |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
High kicks! |
High kicks! |
This is how we do it! |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
Watch out for my body rolls! |
High kicks! |
High kicks! |
This is how we do it! |